Here lies the Provost of Dundee,
Here lies him, here lies he.
Hi-diddle-dum, Hi-diddle-dee,
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Here lies the body of John Watson,
Read this not with your hats on,
For why — he was Provost of Dundee,
Hallelujah, Hallelujee.
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